Podium Training is moving their Global Center for World Domination…stay tuned for more info. Not really a big change, just down the street really. DW thinks we have too many bathrooms, so we’re downsizing.
We’ve had some new faces join the Podium Training army over the last month. I guess these are all the people I was expecting to join in November.
In World Championship news…Swamis has been changed back to the old ride start time/place at B&L, instead of Nytro. Some of you may know who (wink wink) was responsible for this, but let’s just say that there was a strong movement to Bring Back the Old Swamis Ride Start and Consistent Start Time. When I go to Swamis, it is a committment. I have to leave my house at 6:30, which during the week is no big deal, but for a weekend ride is pretty early. It is also about 32-33 miles to the ride start, depending on what route I take.
This particular week I got out at 6:30 on the dot, passed B&L at 8:10, figured I would ride North to Nytro (where the second group joins in) at a leisurely pace, and let the group swallow me up. I got to Nytro at about 8:20. At 8:22 I asked the guy at the store what time the ride came by. It went something like this:
TSF: Hey what time does the Swamis ride pass by?
Shop Guy: Oh they’re looong gone. Left about 12 min ago.
TSF: That’s impossible. I passed the ride start at 8:10 which is 5 min before it is supposed to leave…
SG: the Swamis ride starts here now. It’s been starting here for 9 months
TSF: no it hasn’t…I did the ride in September and Thurlow was with me. He wouldn’t let the ride leave early.
SG: The ride leaves when we ring the bell.
TSF: so you’re telling me the ride leaves whenever? Good plan for a group ride.
I left in disgust, chasing the ride to the regroup point. I got there in full sweat mode, and rode the second half of the ride with the group, but was pretty pissed about it. After talking to some people, I found out that since Nytro now sponsors the Swamis team, they wanted the ride to start there. Nevermind the fact that for a group ride to work, the one thing that they cannot do is leave early, especially when people are riding to the start.
Fast forward a few weeks, another crack at Swamis, this time with two clients in tow, and we get to NYTRO (the supposed new start) at 8:10. Same situation. Ride is gone. Left 5 min ago. I am incredulous. This aggression will not stand. I start the FB page. Balls are rolling. Concessions are made. The ride now “officially” leaves from Nytro at 8:30, on the dot, timed via atomic clock. There is still a stupid bell. But the bigger picture is that it is at a consistent start time and we can leave from B&L at 8:15 like the past 100 years and get there to meet the ride.
So the moral of the story…we like B&L. We like Nytro. No one is trying to one-up another shop. Just don’t mess with the group ride mang.
Also, I don’t know if I’m losing my Food Park edge, but my tolerance level for general Tomfoolery on the group ride has diminished. I think they should still be fun, but I used to be all about the anarchy. Now, I find myself chastising guys for doing dangerous things with cars, going mach 5 on the bike path…stuff like that. One thing we all need to keep in mind, especially with what just happened in LA, is that CARS WILL WIN. There are two rules on a group ride…be safe and have fun. You can’t be 100% safe because then it’s no fun. You can’t have 100% fun because then people die. So you have to mix the two and use common sense. That means that you don’t impede the cars without reason, just because you’re on a group ride. It also means that on a multi-use bike path, don’t go 25mph on the front. It’s fine for you up front, but 20 guys back there is a rubber band effect, just like a race. All it would take is one kid to get nailed by some guy on a bike and the ride would be OVER. No more fun. So please keep it safe ladies and gents.
And yes, I do recognize the irony in the above coming from a certified Food-Park-A-Holic.

